Nipple Tennis October 2, 2008
Last night I invented a game. It’s called Nipple Tennis.
How To Play Nipple Tennis
1. Get your nipple out in public, point it at your opponent (a mate). This is serving.
2. Your opponent must then get their nipple out without further discussion. This is returning. If they don’t return, you aced a point.
3. If your opponent returns, get your other nipple out as well.
4. Continue this dynamic until someone runs out of nipples and loses the point. Long rallies are very uncommon in Nipple Tennis.
Tips For Playing Nipple Tennis
Aim to get your nipple out somewhere where your opponent will feel uncomfortable getting their nipple out. For example, in a restaurant or in front of their girlfriend’s mum.
You may score however you wish.
Tips For Writing About Nipple Tennis
Don’t search Google Images for a suitable picture.*
* Apologies to the gentleman in the picture for using your image without consent. I will remove it if you can win a set against me in Nipple Tennis. The score is currently 15-0 to you.
This made me laugh so much. Especially the footnote. Fantastic.
Comment by Martyn — October 3, 2008 @ 10:20 pm
so far I’ve beaten Emma and Naomi at nipple tennis. Girls aren’t really very willing to return for some reason :-/
Comment by Gav — October 4, 2008 @ 10:21 pm
how the hell did you come up with that? This is possible the funniest thing ive heard of
Comment by Olympia — October 5, 2008 @ 4:21 pm